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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>internet home of the US National Improv Team</description><title>USNIT</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @usnit)</generator><link>http://www.usnit.com/</link><item><title>USNIT went to North Carolina to perform at the lovely DSI...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/60900198" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;USNIT went to North Carolina to perform at the lovely DSI theater. We loved it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/44382663507</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/44382663507</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:49:54 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>youranalogbuddy</dc:creator></item><item><title>futuredaniel:

WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU TRAVEL ANYWHERE
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&lt;p&gt;WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU TRAVEL ANYWHERE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/40774528560</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/40774528560</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:38:36 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>futuredaniel:

jonbershad:

I know a varied group of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md98q3ToFh1qcawd5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://futuredaniel.com/post/37657992600/jonbershad-i-know-a-varied-group-of-people"&gt;futuredaniel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonbershad.tumblr.com/post/35386806338/i-know-a-varied-group-of-people"&gt;jonbershad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I know a varied group of people.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;dan glaser ftw&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/37942794422</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/37942794422</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:26:53 -0500</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>This Saturday Night! We&lt;3Tesla! The comedy team and the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdzfhnGQK1qbpgi1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Saturday Night! We&lt;3Tesla! The comedy team and the inventor!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/32893469517</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/32893469517</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:30:41 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>Big News!
We’re pleased to announce that Yoganesh is now...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdkw5pkpw1rscyr2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Big News!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re pleased to announce that Yoganesh is now the official yoga studio of the US National Improv Team&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/32875098708</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/32875098708</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 11:40:53 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>Improv Special - USNIT</title><description>&lt;a href="http://traffic.libsyn.com/thetheftforum/USNIT_Episode.mp3"&gt;Improv Special - USNIT&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetheftforum.tumblr.com/post/32262691702/improv-special-usnit"&gt;thetheftforum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Scott Hearne interviews the US National Improv Team (USNIT). USNIT is based out of New York City and is the 2012 UCB Indie Cagematch Champions. They discuss dating on OK Cupid as an improv team, comedic philosophy, and shooting guns for the very first time in Texas. This episode features their first radio improv performance! USNIT is: Dan Fox, Dan Glaser, Ryan Haney, Aaron Kheifets, Jesse Neil, Dan Silver, and Joel Weidl.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img align="bottom" alt="USNIT" height="403" src="http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c80.0.403.403/p403x403/601490_229990750452393_393065024_n.jpg" width="403"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/32276166930</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/32276166930</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:38:31 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>Out Of Bounds 2012!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/oob_pics/7983196977/in/set-72157631528509244/"&gt;Out Of Bounds 2012!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;These three pictures pretty much sum it up! Big thanks to OOB and Coldtowne Theatre, we had a great time at your theatre, at your festival, and in Austin. We want to live there!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/32267973961</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/32267973961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:43:46 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>The US National Improv Team does The Theft Forum Podcast</title><description>&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/improv-special-us-national/id551047216?i=121520477&amp;mt=2"&gt;The US National Improv Team does The Theft Forum Podcast&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;From the Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival in Austin, TX, Scott Hearne talks with USNIT, for backstorys and a bat (old-timey-radio-show-style-improv!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheTheftForum"&gt;https://www.facebook.com/TheTheftForum&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/32267790228</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/32267790228</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:39:21 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>More Haney food gifs!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9bwan3TH1rscyr2o1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;More Haney food gifs!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/31794928732</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/31794928732</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:00:28 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>We all really like Indian food but Haney’s devotion is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9atqB79y1rscyr2o1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We all really like Indian food but Haney’s devotion is beyond question.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/31419644025</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/31419644025</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 17:39:00 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>Do you know people in B-ostin?!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bostoncomedyarts.com/act/us-national-improv-team"&gt;Do you know people in B-ostin?!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Tell them to come to THIS show. (Don’t get the two confused: people _stonians hate that)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/29351670757</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/29351670757</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:13:00 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>Do you know people in Austin?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.outofboundscomedy.com/events/sat-sep-1st-830pm-coldtowne/"&gt;Do you know people in Austin?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Tell them to come to our show!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/29351611514</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/29351611514</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:12:54 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>aaronkheifets</dc:creator></item><item><title>We Have This Thing Called The Amazing Fact Generator</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thescienceofreality.tumblr.com/post/26080547353/we-have-this-thing-called-the-amazing-fact-generator"&gt;thescienceofreality&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ylimenospmoht.tumblr.com/post/26080469258/we-have-this-thing-called-the-amazing-fact-generator"&gt;ylimenospmoht&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mentalflossr.tumblr.com/post/26076909114/we-have-this-thing-called-the-amazing-fact-generator"&gt;mentalflossr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c5trL4Y51qeaqak.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/"&gt;I think you’ll like it.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I do I do I do I do!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Facts for all!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/26172219425</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/26172219425</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:16:36 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>Tickets to our Del Close Marathon Indie Cagematch THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT will sell out FAST! </title><description>&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1138"&gt;Tickets to our Del Close Marathon Indie Cagematch THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT will sell out FAST! &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;here is a facebook event if you want your friends to know that you love your county &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/357361577668669/"&gt;https://www.facebook.com/events/357361577668669/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/25873832105</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/25873832105</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:28:20 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>We are the 2nd link for a google search of ‘improv...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66wqq8coz1rscyr2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are the 2nd link for a google search of ‘improv team’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Probably because we deserve to be.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/25873652575</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/25873652575</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:25:37 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>ALL WE NEED TO GET STARTED IS THE SUGGESTION OF A FACT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48lipufXU1qmkxx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ALL WE NEED TO GET STARTED IS THE SUGGESTION OF A FACT YOU’VE LEARNED RECENTLY (a bit of trivia…if you will…)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/23309425121</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/23309425121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 17:36:55 -0400</pubDate><dc:creator>ohmyscience</dc:creator></item><item><title>USNIT is coming to Chicago this weekend. The plan is to do a...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wNqPMDwk2eo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;USNIT is coming to Chicago this weekend. The plan is to do a kick ass improv show and chew bubblegum, and we are not bringing enough bubblegum.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/21717551194</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/21717551194</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:41:50 -0400</pubDate><category>festivals</category><category>shows</category><dc:creator>youranalogbuddy</dc:creator></item><item><title>Diamonds on the soles of her shows</title><description>&lt;p&gt;She said she liked Paul Simon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="middle" alt="graceland" height="346" src="http://danglaser.com/usnit.com/datin/Screen%20shot%202012-03-29%20at%2012.59.36%20AM.png" width="596"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She never wrote us back :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/20829371538</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/20829371538</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 01:25:15 -0400</pubDate><category>imwithcupid</category><dc:creator>youranalogbuddy</dc:creator></item><item><title>Questions of Science</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A paper published in the latest issue of &lt;em&gt;Psychological Science in the Public Interest &lt;/em&gt;(we share a subscription 7 ways) argues, essentially, that online dating sites aren&amp;#8217;t all that great at helping people find love.  BusinessWeek.com (we share an internet connection 7 ways) has a helpful summary and writeup of the &lt;a href="http://Psychological%20Science%20in%20the%20Public%20Interest%20(PSPI)" title="uh oh" target="_blank"&gt;whole thing&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now we&amp;#8217;re no scientists, but we can spot a smear job a mile away.  Just because you didn&amp;#8217;t have any luck doesn&amp;#8217;t mean we&amp;#8217;re doomed to the same fate, guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;ve only got two words left for people like you Eli J. Finkel, Paul W. Eastwick, Benjamin R. Karney, Harry T. Reis, and Susan Sprecher; &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile/usnit" title="let's date" target="_blank"&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s Date!!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/20575537466</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/20575537466</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:43:54 -0400</pubDate><category>imwithcupid</category><dc:creator>youranalogbuddy</dc:creator></item><item><title>Gang of Seven</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We came home after a long day of work and were pleased to find a message in our inbox!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="middle" alt="waisted" height="132" src="http://danglaser.com/usnit.com/datin/Screen%20shot%202012-04-05%20at%201.40.03%20AM.png" width="592"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s an honor to even be asked, but we are 7 real, thoughtful, intelligent human beings here, not just 2-3 pieces of meat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="middle" alt="good luck" height="158" src="http://danglaser.com/usnit.com/datin/Screen%20shot%202012-04-05%20at%202.00.34%20AM.png" width="596"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We know there are women out there looking for more than just a baker&amp;#8217;s half dozen taut, toned, american bods in discount track suits. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe you&amp;#8217;re one of them?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile/usnit" title="usnit" target="_blank"&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s Date!!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.usnit.com/post/20515101359</link><guid>http://www.usnit.com/post/20515101359</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>imwithcupid</category><dc:creator>youranalogbuddy</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>
